My parents came to visit me at my apartment today. Which I really super appreciate because my parents are my favorite parents and I like them.
After we ate some Chinese, I wanted to go to Wal-Mart for some baby dill wholes (which makes my mom giggle maniacally every time I say it). As we checked out:
Dad: Starr, why did you have to go to the self checkout?
Me: Because it's fun! I like the scanny thing. Makes me feel all space age. *Dad puts money into the machine*
Machine: Please take your change! *Spits out four dollar bills on the floor quite vehemently*
Mom: .....
Me: .....
Mom & Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hahahahahahahaha!
Mom: That's how real checkout people should give you your change. Just chuck it at you.
Dad: *eye roll*
About Me
- Aurora
- Well, I'm a reclusive dork. Which pretty much sums it all up doesn't it?
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Wieland by Charles Brockden Brown
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Jasmine Oolong
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Purple Eyeliner--It's fascinating.
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