And I'm Back!

Hello my dear readers, I have once again returned to you. Indeed, every minute that I spent away from blogger was pure agony. No, truly...I'm serious.

Ah, drat. You've figured me out. I did in fact forget about my blog entirely. A whole year has went by without me posting and I think I shall rectify this. Prepare your self for I've an impure tale to tell! ( Quills)