As I'm sitting at a gas station with my door slightly cracked talking to Tyler on the phone, two guys get into the pick up truck beside me.
Me: Blah blah blah, Tyler. Ha ha ha!
Guy 1: Hey look at that girl.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: She's pretty as hell!
Guy 2: And not married...She's probably like 17, though.
As I leave the car: I'm 20, and I have a boyfriend.
Guy 1&2: .... ... ...
Me on the inside: HAHAHAHA!
Today I made two rednecks blush. I totally win.
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- Aurora
- Well, I'm a reclusive dork. Which pretty much sums it all up doesn't it?
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Wieland by Charles Brockden Brown
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Jasmine Oolong
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Purple Eyeliner--It's fascinating.
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1 comments:
XD
This already would've been great if you had just driven away: the fact that you actually said that to them makes this awesome. To the third degree.
I like your chutzpah.
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